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Sunday, May 09, 2010

Things Mom Would Never Say

"How on earth can you see the TV from way back there?"

"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot too."

"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery!"

"Let me smell that shirt...yeah, it's good for another week."

"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey, I'll be glad to feed and walk him everyday."

"Well, if timmy's mom says it's okay that's good enough for me."

"the curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm trying to run a prison or something."

"I don't have a tissue, just use your sleeve."

"Don't bother wearing a jacket, the wind chill is bound to improve."


And, last but not least (and the only one I can take credit for.)

"Anything you want honey, I only care about your instant gratification."

Happy Mother's day, I hope it was a good one.

17 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Happy Mother's Day, Josi!

Mason Canyon said...

Cute post. Hope you had a Happy Mother's Day.

Mason
Thoughts in Progress

Stephanie Black said...

Ha ha ha! Brilliant.

Hadley Family said...

Cute Cute post! Happy Mother's Day!!!

Lara said...

I must admit, I've told my kids to just use their sleeve on more than one occasion.

I'll just hand over my motherhood card now.

Happy Mother's Day! :)

Amy said...

this was cute! Happy Mother's Day

CTW said...

My favorite is Timmy's mother...

Shari said...

How sad that I've actually said some of those.

Jaye said...

My children have heard most of my "skipping school/ cutting class" stories and how I eventually got caught-by the innocent remark of a new missionary to his ward mission leader (my dad) "Oh yeah, I already met your daughter!" Sigh. A lot of my teenage years can be characterized as a cautionary tale...

Melissa J. Cunningham said...

You've got me laughing!

Carolyn V. said...

LOL!!!

Happy Mother's Day! (Yesterday.) =)

Krista said...

I was just telling my husband how much I love having to smell the boys clothes to make sure they're dirty and not just thrown from the clean pile to the dirty one. Of course, the paired socks are a dead giveaway.
Fun list, Josi!

brendajean said...

How about,...I love the way you can carry on a conversation with so much food in your mouth. Way to multitask!

Kristi said...

"NO need to pick up any of your clothes...I am delighted to be your personal maid"

Love this post!

Anna Maria Junus said...

Great post!

How about "Could you run these scissors over to the other end of the house."

Heather Justesen said...

I had to share this with my honey, funny, funny lines!

L.T. Elliot said...

This was awesome! Happy (belated) Mother's Day, Josi. Thanks for the laughs. =D