"How on earth can you see the TV from way back there?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery!"
"Let me smell that shirt...yeah, it's good for another week."
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey, I'll be glad to feed and walk him everyday."
"Well, if timmy's mom says it's okay that's good enough for me."
"the curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm trying to run a prison or something."
"I don't have a tissue, just use your sleeve."
"Don't bother wearing a jacket, the wind chill is bound to improve."
And, last but not least (and the only one I can take credit for.)
"Anything you want honey, I only care about your instant gratification."
Happy Mother's day, I hope it was a good one.